renzoruffles: yeahawesome: fmylife: Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML And pubescent werewolves.
MyLifeIsAverage: Today, my friend texted me saying he was coming out of the closet. He then came out of my closet. MLIA.
fmylife: Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML
everyone thinks you're an ass. rest in peace
fmylife: Today I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn’t need him. Turns out he died. FML