August 2009
“Thinking your child is gifted is the exact same impulse as the guy who goes to...”
– Michael Ian Black (via airport) (via punchlines)
“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That’s a bad place for...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via punchlines)
“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.”
– Steven Wright (via punchlines)
“Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it.”
– Hank Ketcham (via simko)
